At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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