Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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