you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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