I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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