So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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