Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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