I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
His nipple licking is glorious
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