walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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