am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together