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  the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?

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• (805): View more from California

  NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??

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  He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  You should probably go find him.

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• (718): View more from New York

  im getting my college education on yahoo answers.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....

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• (512): View more from Texas

  no drinking for a week

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  if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  But theres a keg here and me gusta

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• (607): View more from New York

  U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl

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• (936): View more from Texas

  I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!

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