HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha