Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.