the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!