I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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