She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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