Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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