I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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