Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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