It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
