i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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