those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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