i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Randomize
