i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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