My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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