At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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