Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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