My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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