She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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