you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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