Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I believe in your delicious
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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