had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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