shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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