if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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