Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she pinky promised me she was 18
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Just puked most of my soul out..
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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