He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Randomize