This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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