He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I believe in your delicious
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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