Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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