FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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