Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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