i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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