It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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