So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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