Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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