apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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