operation have a gay friend backfired
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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