Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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