i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You ruined the universe
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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