her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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