I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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