why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i dont even know how to be here
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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