I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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