We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I need water and some morals
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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