Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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