people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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